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Things I have done:

Wrote a “Little House on the Prairie” version of Zork for Commodore 64.
Earned money as a machine operator at a lawnmower parts factory.
Have been certified as a professional picture framer.
Took 2 years of general chemistry as a non-degree seeking post-bacc.
Worked on a blueberry farm.
Spent a month backpacking through Colorado and Arizona.
Developed a Cocoa application for the organization, management, and pipelining of psychology fMRI study data.
Earned a 1.8 highschool GPA.
Coined the phrase “memantics” in a graduate thesis disseration.
Lived covertly in a 40 square foot office for 6 months.